Here you go, the Grand Canyon, as real as it gets. This is the DLOP, the Desert Landscape Observation Point.
Laugh all you want, but I'm not joking – the place is called Desert View Watchtower, the translation of which you just read.
Luckily, the internet is the internet, and I can give you a better photo than mine.
Photo from here.
As you can see, winter happens in the Canyon too.
Inside the tower, there are all sorts of curious pictures by Indians (or fakes). Climbing to the top, by the way, takes quite a while.
The chairs are authentic, no resting your ass on them.
The tower, following American tradition, is plastered with bans and warnings. The smoking one is self-explanatory, I hope (by the way, a phone number to snitch is listed there), in the center is a warning that the tower has been given a "with parents only" rating, and it sounds exactly like an MPAA movie rating. The last sign is about fire safety, I think I've written about those before. The door must always remain open as long as there are people inside.
Friendly Americans will always call you over to see something interesting if they spot it themselves. The size of my fist, by the way.
This is already the next viewpoint, the previous tower is barely visible.
Here you see the entire Canyon as it is. So, are you impressed?
Me, unfortunately, not so much.
On the plus side, the vegetation is quite colorful, for my taste
Sitting on the edge is scary; as a kid, I was less afraid of heights.
Now this dude has nerves of steel. It made me nauseous even just looking at him. Behind him is a cliff hundreds of meters high, certain death. Yet he was leaping around on the rocks like a little mountain goat.